Biggie the Tactical Sasquatch Slate Coaster – Cryptid Operator Edition

Deep in the woods, one legend stands taller than the rest: Biggie, the patch-wearing, plate-carrier-rocking, freedom-loving Sasquatch. Laser-etched with hair-by-hair detail, he glares out from the slate like he just heard a twig snap behind you.

• Material: Premium natural black slate
• Diameter: 4 inches (10 cm)
• Thickness: ~0.24 in (6 mm)
• Finish: Hand-chipped edge, felt-backed so he doesn’t leave prints on your table
• Care: Wipe clean (he hates baths anyway)

Perfect for believers, veterans, and anyone whose morning coffee needs a 9-foot guardian who smells like pine needles and gun oil. One coaster. One Biggie. Zero proof required.