Pirate Captain Skull Slate Coaster – Dead Men Drink No Tales

A battle-scarred skull grins beneath a weathered tricorn hat, gold tooth glinting and crossed pistols etched into the bone. Deep-laser engraved on black slate, every crack and barnacle tells of rum-soaked nights and cursed gold.

• Material: Premium natural slate
• Diameter: 4 inches (10 cm)
• Thickness: ~0.24 in (6 mm)
• Finish: Hand-chipped edges, felt-backed for treasure-free tables
• Care: Wipe with damp cloth (no saltwater required)

Perfect for rum runners, sea dogs, and landlubbers who still fear the Jolly Roger. One coaster. One legend. Yo ho ho and a bottle of… whatever’s in your mug.