Death Before Desk Job
Unisex Tri-Blend T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3413
You didn’t sign up for mediocrity. You sure as hell didn’t survive the chaos just to rot behind a keyboard. The Death Before Desk Job tee is for the warriors turned civilians, the hard chargers trapped in fluorescent hell, and anyone whose soul rebels against corporate cages.
Featuring a battle-worn skeleton in uniform slouched in a soul-sucking cubicle, this design punches right through the 9-to-5 façade. Coffee-stained memos, broken tools, and a cracked American flag tell the story — you've traded your rifle for a mouse, but your spirit still fights.
Printed on the ultra-soft Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend, this shirt is breathable, durable, and ruggedly comfortable — perfect for carrying the weight of your past, or flipping off the next HR meeting in style.
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Details:
• Fit: Unisex modern retail fit — not too tight, not too baggy
• Fabric: 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon
• Feel: Lightweight, soft-as-hell, built to last
• Color Options: Charcoal Black, Military Green, Vintage Navy
• Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) — crisp, durable, detail-rich
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Bad Company Gritty Apparel — Built for the Discontent.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
