Double Tap Because Anything Worth Shooting Once Is Worth Shooting Twice Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Mozambique Mantra

Double Tap Because Anything Worth Shooting Once Is Worth Shooting Twice Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Mozambique Mantra

Product Description:

One in the chest, one in the dome—insurance ain’t free—this Double Tap Morale Patch preaches the gospel of overkill. Charred into bullet-riddled tan leatherette, “DOUBLE TAP” roars up top, followed by the sacred scripture: “BECAUSE ANYTHING WORTH SHOOTING ONCE IS WORTH SHOOTING TWICE” in dripping, blood-soaked stencil. Because zombies, exes, and bad guys all hate follow-ups.

Key Features:

• Material: Gunpowder-seasoned distressed leatherette—smells like burnt brass and final regrets
• Size: 3” x 2” (7.6 x 5 cm) – rectangular, fits on your mag or your kill count
• Design: Mozambique doctrine in cracked concrete font, debossed so deep it leaves entry wounds
• Backing: Velcro hooks that grip like a failing heart—rip it off and take Kevlar with it
• Color: Desert-scorched tan with void-black etching that hisses “two to the body, one to the soul”

Perfect For:

• Velcro-ready rifle stocks, trauma plates, or the lid of your ammo can
• Range bags, plate carriers, or “I don’t do warnings” morale boards
• Gifting to trigger-happy philosophers, 2A evangelists, or anyone who’s ever said “better safe than sorry… and sued”

First shot’s a suggestion. Second shot’s a signature.

Care Instructions: Clean with Hoppe’s No. 9. Avoid coroners.

Hand-scratched for the overkill enthusiasts in tiny, double-barreled batches.