My Ops Are Blacker Than Your Ops Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Shadow Flex

My Ops Are Blacker Than Your Ops Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Shadow Flex

Product Description:

Your clearance? Cute. Mine’s classified—this My Ops Are Blacker Than Your Ops Morale Patch is the ultimate gatekeeper burn. Laser-scorched into stealth-mode tan leatherette, “MY OPS ARE BLACKER THAN YOUR OPS” roars in bold, redacted stencil—like a declassified file that still hides the good stuff. For the ghosts who operate in the blackest of black.

Key Features:

• Material: Redaction-grade distressed leatherette—smells like burnt NDAs and midnight flights
• Size: 2” x 2” (5 x 5 cm) – square, fits on your burn bag or your “need-to-know” safe
• Design: Tier-1 flex in cracked military font, debossed so deep it’s still TS/SCI
• Backing: Velcro hooks that vanish like assets—rip it off and leave no trace
• Color: Faded desert tan with void-black etching that whispers “I was never here”

Perfect For:

• Velcro-ready plate carriers, go-bags, or the inside of your SCIF door
• Range bags, helmet covers, or “my resume’s classified” morale boards
• Gifting to black-ops boasters, intel weenies, or anyone who’s ever said “if I told you, I’d have to…”

Your ops are loud. Mine don’t exist.

Care Instructions: Burn after reading. Deny everything.

Hand-blackened for the unseen and the unsaid in tiny, compartmented batches.