Duck, Duck, GOONS! Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Quackpocalypse Squad

Duck, Duck, GOONS! Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Quackpocalypse Squad

Product Description:

Rubber ducky, you’re the one… who’s about to get ventilated—this Duck, Duck, GOONS! Morale Patch is the final evolution of Jeep ducking. Etched into scorched tan leatherette, three ducks escalate the threat: innocent waddlers, and a full-on tactical goon with shades, AR, and a coffee addiction. Below, “DUCK, DUCK, GOONS!” screams in military style stencil—like a nursery rhyme gone full cartel.

Key Features:

• Material: Battle-charred distressed leatherette—smells like pond water and cordite
• Size: 3” x 2” (7.6 x 5 cm) – rectangular, perfect for your dash or your enemy’s coffin lid
• Design: Three-stage duck devolution, debossed so deep the third one’s actually packing heat
• Backing: Velcro hooks that latch like a duck on a June bug—rip it off and take paint with it
• Color: Sun-faded tan with pitch-black etching that hisses “quack or be quacked”

Perfect For:

• Velcro-ready Jeep headliners, trauma kits, or the hood of your lifted mall crawler
• Range bags, chest rigs, or “I started with ducks, now I’ve got bodies” morale boards
• Gifting to Jeep duck assassins, coffee-fueled operators, or anyone who’s turned quack into a war crime

First duck’s a gift. Second’s a warning. Third’s a body bag with feathers.

Care Instructions: Hose off the blood. Avoid the HOA.

Hand-stitched for the quacktical and the unhinged in tiny, feathered batches.