Shit Magnet Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Chaos Attractor

Shit Magnet Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Chaos Attractor

Product Description:

Bad luck’s got your number—this Shit Magnet Morale Patch owns the curse. Laser-burned into cursed tan leatherette, “SHIT MAGNET” snarls in jagged graffiti above a cracked horseshoe magnet that’s pulling in pure disaster. For the poor bastards who walk into a room and the ceiling collapses.

Key Features:

• Material: Doom-soaked distressed leatherette—smells like Murphy’s Law and spilled coffee
• Size: 3” x 2” (7.6 x 5 cm) – rectangular, fits on your “why me?” helmet or your disaster log
• Design: Broken horseshoe magnet with zero chill, debossed so deep it warps reality
• Backing: Velcro hooks that snag fate itself—rip it off and summon a lightning strike
• Color: Hexed tan with abyss-black etching that cackles “your day just got worse”

Perfect For:

• Velcro-ready hard hats, tool belts, or the dashboard of your totaled truck
• Range bags, work vests, or “I attract bullets and bad decisions” morale boards
• Gifting to jinxed mechanics, EOD techs, or anyone who’s ever said “watch this” right before the explosion

Good luck? Never met her. Bad luck’s my plus-one.

Care Instructions: Polish the rust. Embrace the suck.

Hand-cursed for the doomed and the disaster-prone in tiny, hexed batches.