Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Chaos Dodger

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Chaos Dodger

Product Description:

Drama’s brewing? Walk away—this Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Morale Patch is your zero-f*cks passport. Laser-seared into battle-worn tan leatherette, a pissed-off monkey in a backwards cap and shades glares under the arched “NOT MY CIRCUS” banner, with “NOT MY MONKEYS” snarling below in cracked, graffiti font. For the pros who’ve mastered the art of “not my problem.”

Key Features:

• Material: Piss-off distressed leatherette—smells like burnt bridges and banana peels
• Size: 2.5” round (6.4 cm) – fits on your “I’m out” cooler or your ex’s apology letter
• Design: Shady monkey with zero patience, debossed so deep the cap casts a shadow
• Backing: Velcro hooks that cling like guilt—rip it off and take feelings with it
• Color: Sun-bleached tan with midnight-black etching that mutters “handle your own zoo”

Perfect For:

• Velcro-ready work hats, gym bags, or the dashboard of your “no drama” Jeep
• Range bags, toolboxes, or “I ghosted the group chat” morale boards
• Gifting to boundary enforcers, HR nightmares, or anyone who’s ever muted family reunions

Their circus, their clowns. I’m just here for the popcorn.

Care Instructions: Ignore the chaos. Spot-clean with apathy.

Hand-carved for the unbothered and the unzooable in tiny, zero-drama batches.