Caution: Douchebaggery’s Afoot Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Warning Sign

Caution: Douchebaggery’s Afoot Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Warning Sign

Product Description:

Proceed with snark—this Caution: Douchebaggery’s Afoot Morale Patch flags the nonsense. Crafted from distressed tan leatherette, a bold hazard-style banner screams “CAUTION” over the biting “DOUCHEBAGGERY’S AFOOT” in rugged stencil font, a humorous heads-up for the tactically irreverent.

Key Features:

• Material: Premium weathered leatherette with gritty texture
• Size: 3” x 2” (7.6 x 5 cm) – classic rectangular patch
• Design: High-contrast caution sign with debossed sarcastic text
• Backing: Full Velcro hook panel for instant, unbreakable hold
• Color: Aged tan with deep black engraving

Perfect For:

• Velcro-ready hats, chest rigs, or tactical backpacks
• Range bags, jackets, or “call it like I see it” morale boards
• Gifting to straight-shooters, pranksters, or BS detectors

Enter at your own risk.

Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth. Avoid prolonged moisture or heat.

Handcrafted for the unfiltered in small batches.