Reel Trouble Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Hooked Skull Pirate

Reel Trouble Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Hooked Skull Pirate

Product Description:

Bait the hook, raise hell—this Reel Trouble Morale Patch is for anglers who fish like it’s war. Burned into sun-bleached tan leatherette, a grinning skull gets double-pierced by barbed fishing hooks, with “REEL” snarling up top and “TROUBLE” dripping blood below in jagged pirate font. Because nothing says “catch of the day” like a death threat on 20-lb test.

Key Features:

• Material: Salt-crusted distressed leatherette—smells like low tide and bad decisions
• Size: 2.5” round (6.4 cm) – fits perfectly on your beer cooler or bail money jar
• Design: Skull impaled by twin treble hooks, debossed so sharp you’ll snag your finger
• Backing: Velcro hooks that grip like a gaff—peel it off and take skin with it
• Color: Weather-beaten tan with tar-black etching that screams “I eat chum for breakfast”

Perfect For:

• Velcro-ready fishing vests, tackle boxes, or the forehead of your least favorite deckhand
• Boat consoles, trucker hats, or “gone fishin’… permanently” morale boards
• Gifting to bass assassins, dockside brawlers, or anyone who’s reeled in a body (and kept the story quiet)

Keep flopping, fish. The hook’s already set.

Care Instructions: Rinse the guts off with beer. Avoid PETA.

Hand-lashed for the hooked and the heartless in tiny, bloody batches.