Duck Around and Find Out Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Quacktical FAFO

Duck Around and Find Out Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Quacktical FAFO

Product Description:

Keep duckin’ with the wrong Jeep and this little yellow bastard will light you up—this Duck Around and Find Out Morale Patch is the FAFO final boss. Laser-scorched into war-torn tan leatherette, “DUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT” towers in cracked concrete font next to a tactical duck in full kit: plate carrier, night-vision goggles, suppressed AR, and a grin that says “I’ve ended bloodlines for less.” One quack too many? Say hello to 5.56 reasons to STFU.

Key Features:

• Material: Blood-stained distressed leatherette—smells like burnt rubber and regret
• Size: 3” x 2” (7.6 x 5 cm) – rectangular, fits on your dash or your coroner’s report
• Design: Operator duck with 300 confirmed quacks, debossed so deep the Velcro bleeds
• Backing: Velcro hooks that bite harder than a mallard on bath salts—rip it off and take flesh
• Color: Desert-camo tan with midnight-black etching that whispers “try me, bro”

Perfect For:

• Velcro-ready Jeep visors, rifle mags, or the forehead of your HOA president
• Range bags, plate carriers, or “I warned you about the ducks” morale boards
• Gifting to Jeep duck warlords, trigger-happy pond snipers, or anyone who’s turned quack into a kill streak

First duck’s a prank. Second’s a promise. Third’s a closed-casket funeral.

Care Instructions: Scrub the brass off with bourbon. Avoid witnesses.

Hand-carved for the quack-committed and the terminally unhinged in tiny, lethal batches.